If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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