So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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