Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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