Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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