Don't you send me to vm
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
