Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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