I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Still dying that you shit outside
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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