Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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