um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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