I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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