***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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