Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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