Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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