ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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