i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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