Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Randomize
