I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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