please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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