Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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