What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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