physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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