I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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