brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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