is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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