Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize