So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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