I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
worst night to have a conscience
her facebook's as public as her vagina
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Randomize
