how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
