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I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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