yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize