Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
please come you make the beer taste better
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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