Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She's the barista slut.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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