The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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