I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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