i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Randomize
