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(850): View more from Florida

i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.

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(214): View more from Texas

And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit

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(908): View more from New Jersey

So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic

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(352): View more from Florida

He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.

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(785): View more from Kansas

your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us

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(219): View more from Indiana

Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid

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(615): View more from Tennessee

THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression

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