i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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