It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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