I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
why do cheetos always look like penises
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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