at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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