I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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