can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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