You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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