no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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