What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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