Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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