Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
operation harelip BJ is a go
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
