i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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