i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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