Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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