Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
There r osticjed everywhere
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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