i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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