i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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