Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i came on her dog
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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