office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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